Ted's Salmagundi
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Sunday, 28 December 2025
Nuremberg (2025)
Pluribus (2025) - A Masterclass in Surrealist Tension
At its core, Pluribus poses a premise that feels both absurd and deeply existential: What if the world’s most miserable person was tasked with saving humanity from total happiness? The series serves as a long-awaited reunion between Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn, whose chemistry in Better Call Saul redefined television excellence. Here, they take that pedigree into even weirder territory. The world has been quietly conquered by an alien force, but there are no laser beams or scorched cities. Instead, the invaders have turned almost every human on Earth into a peaceful, accommodating, and perpetually happy-hippie! There are only thirteen outliers left - the 'unconverted' - and Seehorn’s character, Carol, is the most aggressively active of the bunch. While the rest of the world has joined a collective "We," Carol remains stubbornly, wonderfully individualistic.
Thursday, 25 December 2025
Carry-On (2024) - A Guest Review by Chad Dixon
Wednesday, 24 December 2025
The Great Flood (2025)
This is on Netflix now and as previewed in Coming Soon on our Projector Room Podcast, I was looking forward to this Korean disaster movie centred around a, yes, flood. The trailer looked good and I was up for it. However, all is not as it seems and this turns out not to simply be a straight-forward disaster movie in which a meteor hits Antarctica, melts all the snow, send loads of water north, which it does, but something much more and different - and I'm afraid, confusing!
I'm sure that as I get older I get thicker (no wonder my old dad gets confused with these stories) but once again I had to turn to YouTube to get some spotty oik to tell me what the feck was going on in this film! And once I'd digested that, yes, it kinda made sense. But it's still very confusing!
The flood is about to bring the end of humanity but some stuff had happened 5+ years before which tried to ensure that if this happened, humanity could bounce back. I won't say any more as anything would be spoiler stuff I think.
The special effects I thought were very good - the water (mostly) convincing and often scary. Underwater scenes were shot well as survival instinct kicked in for our characters, who you do start to care about and provide many thrilling moments. The actors involved generally did a good job and it was quite well produced and directed. But... well... the confusing bits in the story are presented, well, confusingly... and although the smart people around me here will no doubt get it first time, I needed help, as I say. Why not give it a go and see what you think. It's just under 2 hours long.
Osiris (2025) - A Guest Mini-Review by Adrian Brain
The actual lead to the film is called, I kid you not, Max Martini! The square-jawed action hero’s square-jaw. He plays the commander of a special forces unit that is abducted mid-mission into the bowels of an alien spaceship. After the usual probing by the rubbery-looking aliens, they are sealed up in jelly (complete with their arsenal of weapons, most conveniently). They are museum exhibits, presenting the best warriors Earth has to offer. However, the jelly melts and our heroes are free to try to prevent the aliens from eating the population of Earth. So a high-stakes mission then.
However, I did enjoy this despite it being rubbish! Max Martini, often shaken but not stirred, carries the film with a certain bravado and it is always good to see Linda Hamilton with a big gun, no matter how briefly! Currently streaming on various platforms in the UK.
Sunday, 21 December 2025
Die Alone (2024)
Carrie-Anne Moss (The Matrix, Jessica Jones, Humans) plays the lead and is, as always, convincing in her role. She is supported by Douglas Smith (The Alienist, Clarice), similarly competent as a lost soul searching for his girlfriend in amongst a new world where for humans who are not careful, Mother Nature is taking them back. All sorts of messages going on of course about what our species is doing to the planet and how we'd better watch out if we don't mend our ways.
Some of the make-up has been created interestingly for the humans who have been reclaimed, as various bits of greenery are growing out of various bits of their body, nature keeping them alive-to-thrive. Smith's character has got an extra problem to deal with, apart from avoiding being nabbed, in that he has amnesia. This pops up throughout as we're served up clues as to what the past has been for him and what he can remember about his girlfriend and where she might be.
He quickly gets trusted and invited into Carrie-Anne Moss' character's home as she sees an opportunity to have a physically healthy man around the place to help with the harder work, including taking a turn on the exercise bike which charges the batteries, assisting the solar panels, to bring her purposefully booby-trapped home some electricity. So they get along nicely until having to deal with passers-by and run the risks involved regarding who to trust and who to not. Throughout this, we're flashing back to what he (Ethan) remembers from time to time about his girlfriend and what happened to her, but he also really can't piece much of it together beyond the fact that they were in a car crash.
Carrie-Anne Moss is super in the lead and all those popping in for a quick turn do a great job including Frank Grillo (The Grey, Tulsa King, Kingdom), Kimberly-Sue Murray and Jonathan Cherry. They all contribute well to this post-apocalypse kind-of-survival story as the thrills and surprises roll. I really liked The Last of Us (2023) and this certainly had some nods to the atmosphere of that, though less of the scare moments - as much of this is more laid back - no jump-scares to contend with, which gets my vote!
It's nicely produced with some interesting photography, particularly with some of the interior sets, and yes, there is some body-horror gore here and there - but certainly nothing to hide behind the sofa from! As I said earlier, more to admire from the physical effects rather than blatant CGI. I do think that it's well worth a watch but don't read too much about it or watch give-away trailers. Go in blind and enjoy the ride. It's on a number of streaming services in the UK as I write.
Saturday, 20 December 2025
Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) - A Guest Review by Chad Dixon
That point is illustrated best by Chaplin, who steals every scene that her character is in, with the most expressive performances - and with the unexpected relationship she develops with Lang, now permanently transposed into a Na'vi avatar body himself, the intensity is ramped up to eleven! His motivation involves ever more maverick attempts to try to capture the "traitor", Jake, and re-engage with his estranged son, Spider. I also have to mention the stunning topographical visuals of the multiple locations we are taken to, with all their amazing alien flora and fauna, which again are a critical part of the landscape of this franchise.
Of course, the ongoing war between the human colonists and the indigenous Na'vi is what this franchise is mostly known for and although they feel a bit relentless after, now, three films, the choreography of these particular battles have escalated to a believable level and happily, took up just about the right amount of screen time. The character development of the core family and their other Na'vi friends was what mostly I'll remember this time as it reminded me much more of the experience I felt after seeing the first film in 2009. I'll point out now that unlike that time, I didn't go to see the 3D version, which is widely available - but it was still very entertaining and much better than I was expecting!
Nuremberg (2025)
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