Ted's Salmagundi
A Palatable Potpourri of Posts by Ted Salmon テッド
Thursday, 25 December 2025
Carry-On (2024) - A Guest Review by Chad Dixon
Wednesday, 24 December 2025
The Great Flood (2025)
This is on Netflix now and as previewed in Coming Soon on our Projector Room Podcast, I was looking forward to this Korean disaster movie centred around a, yes, flood. The trailer looked good and I was up for it. However, all is not as it seems and this turns out not to simply be a straight-forward disaster movie in which a meteor hits Antarctica, melts all the snow, send loads of water north, which it does, but something much more and different - and I'm afraid, confusing!
I'm sure that as I get older I get thicker (no wonder my old dad gets confused with these stories) but once again I had to turn to YouTube to get some spotty oik to tell me what the feck was going on in this film! And once I'd digested that, yes, it kinda made sense. But it's still very confusing!
The flood is about to bring the end of humanity but some stuff had happened 5+ years before which tried to ensure that if this happened, humanity could bounce back. I won't say any more as anything would be spoiler stuff I think.
The special effects I thought were very good - the water (mostly) convincing and often scary. Underwater scenes were shot well as survival instinct kicked in for our characters, who you do start to care about and provide many thrilling moments. The actors involved generally did a good job and it was quite well produced and directed. But... well... the confusing bits in the story are presented, well, confusingly... and although the smart people around me here will no doubt get it first time, I needed help, as I say. Why not give it a go and see what you think. It's just under 2 hours long.
Osiris (2025) - A Guest Mini-Review by Adrian Brain
The actual lead to the film is called, I kid you not, Max Martini! The square-jawed action hero’s square-jaw. He plays the commander of a special forces unit that is abducted mid-mission into the bowels of an alien spaceship. After the usual probing by the rubbery-looking aliens, they are sealed up in jelly (complete with their arsenal of weapons, most conveniently). They are museum exhibits, presenting the best warriors Earth has to offer. However, the jelly melts and our heroes are free to try to prevent the aliens from eating the population of Earth. So a high-stakes mission then.
However, I did enjoy this despite it being rubbish! Max Martini, often shaken but not stirred, carries the film with a certain bravado and it is always good to see Linda Hamilton with a big gun, no matter how briefly! Currently streaming on various platforms in the UK.
Sunday, 21 December 2025
Die Alone (2024)
Carrie-Anne Moss (The Matrix, Jessica Jones, Humans) plays the lead and is, as always, convincing in her role. She is supported by Douglas Smith (The Alienist, Clarice), similarly competent as a lost soul searching for his girlfriend in amongst a new world where for humans who are not careful, Mother Nature is taking them back. All sorts of messages going on of course about what our species is doing to the planet and how we'd better watch out if we don't mend our ways.
Some of the make-up has been created interestingly for the humans who have been reclaimed, as various bits of greenery are growing out of various bits of their body, nature keeping them alive-to-thrive. Smith's character has got an extra problem to deal with, apart from avoiding being nabbed, in that he has amnesia. This pops up throughout as we're served up clues as to what the past has been for him and what he can remember about his girlfriend and where she might be.
He quickly gets trusted and invited into Carrie-Anne Moss' character's home as she sees an opportunity to have a physically healthy man around the place to help with the harder work, including taking a turn on the exercise bike which charges the batteries, assisting the solar panels, to bring her purposefully booby-trapped home some electricity. So they get along nicely until having to deal with passers-by and run the risks involved regarding who to trust and who to not. Throughout this, we're flashing back to what he (Ethan) remembers from time to time about his girlfriend and what happened to her, but he also really can't piece much of it together beyond the fact that they were in a car crash.
Carrie-Anne Moss is super in the lead and all those popping in for a quick turn do a great job including Frank Grillo (The Grey, Tulsa King, Kingdom), Kimberly-Sue Murray and Jonathan Cherry. They all contribute well to this post-apocalypse kind-of-survival story as the thrills and surprises roll. I really liked The Last of Us (2023) and this certainly had some nods to the atmosphere of that, though less of the scare moments - as much of this is more laid back - no jump-scares to contend with, which gets my vote!
It's nicely produced with some interesting photography, particularly with some of the interior sets, and yes, there is some body-horror gore here and there - but certainly nothing to hide behind the sofa from! As I said earlier, more to admire from the physical effects rather than blatant CGI. I do think that it's well worth a watch but don't read too much about it or watch give-away trailers. Go in blind and enjoy the ride. It's on a number of streaming services in the UK as I write.
Saturday, 20 December 2025
Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) - A Guest Review by Chad Dixon
That point is illustrated best by Chaplin, who steals every scene that her character is in, with the most expressive performances - and with the unexpected relationship she develops with Lang, now permanently transposed into a Na'vi avatar body himself, the intensity is ramped up to eleven! His motivation involves ever more maverick attempts to try to capture the "traitor", Jake, and re-engage with his estranged son, Spider. I also have to mention the stunning topographical visuals of the multiple locations we are taken to, with all their amazing alien flora and fauna, which again are a critical part of the landscape of this franchise.
Of course, the ongoing war between the human colonists and the indigenous Na'vi is what this franchise is mostly known for and although they feel a bit relentless after, now, three films, the choreography of these particular battles have escalated to a believable level and happily, took up just about the right amount of screen time. The character development of the core family and their other Na'vi friends was what mostly I'll remember this time as it reminded me much more of the experience I felt after seeing the first film in 2009. I'll point out now that unlike that time, I didn't go to see the 3D version, which is widely available - but it was still very entertaining and much better than I was expecting!
Saturday, 6 December 2025
The Long Walk (2025)
The backdrop is a USA now under a military regime - a repressive police state, where the government exerts strict control. Civil liberties are severely curtailed. People can be executed for expressing outspoken political opinions against the government and the country is suffering from a severe economic depression. The Long Walk contest organised by the government is a way to inspire patriotism and a strong work ethic in the public.
One hundred teenage boys are selected via a lottery to compete. They must walk continuously along a pre-arranged route. They must maintain a pace over 3mph. If anyone drops below the speed for a specified time, they receive a verbal warning from the armed soldiers escorting them. After three warnings, the next one results in the boy being shot dead. The single boy who lasts the longest wins a large cash prize and the fulfillment of any one wish he desires for the rest of his life. The event is highly publicised and watched by spectators who line the route, turning the state-sponsored murder into a major source of entertainment and betting. This is one of the aspects apparently in the book and not the film, which is almost all set along country roads away from spectators.
King began writing it in the late 1960s, and it was widely considered an allegory for the Vietnam War and the military draft - reflecting anxieties about young men being arbitrarily chosen and sent off to a brutal, often fatal, experience by an unquestionable authority.
So yes, that's about it really. During the walk we get to know the characters and the reasons why they have volunteered to be a part of this - often not just about money. There are one or two flashbacks but the cameras stay mainly with the walkers and a huge part of the film is dialogue driven - interspersed with brutal killings of, yes, you guessed it, 99 of the young men. Much of it is about regret and loss, opportunity and revenge but mostly friendship and the meaning of that - so entrenched, that at times it starts to feel a little like a soap opera!
But it's not - it's more like a thriller in a sense, except that we pretty much know what is going to happen - because it has to. That's the point. Cooper Hoffman and David Jonsson are engaging in the main two leads, surrounded by quirky characters, often annoying, sometimes sweet and moreover experiencing changes of priorities and life/death outlook as they face their end against the 100:1 odds. The pace is pushed along by the pace of the walking and it never feels, unlike the walkers, tired or laboured.
The photography and direction (Francis Lawrence) are well thought through as we have various interesting well-shot close-ups of the killings and out of focus long-shots too - as we trundle along the road with the guys. It's an odd film really. I guess one can look deeply into it, given the above regarding who wrote it, when it was written and what the drive for the story was - but it can also be taken at face value of some futuristic game-to-the-death like Squid Game or the like. Quite entertaining, therefore - and thought-provoking for those who wish to muse.
Tuesday, 2 December 2025
The Dam (2025)
Carry-On (2024) - A Guest Review by Chad Dixon
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