Sunday, 5 April 2026

Red Riding (2026)

This film follows Redele (Victoria Tait), a young woman returning to her ancestral home in the Scottish Highlands - a place she knew nothing much about - following her mother’s suicide. As you might imagine, it nods constantly to the famous fairy tale, with parallels aplenty!

The story begins on a council estate in London, where 'Red' is a bit of a tearaway living by her own rules in a grotty flat with her mum. Her mother, who has half an arm missing, is clearly depressed and struggling. After a failed attempt to take her own life where Red saves her, she eventually succeeds. This leaves Red in a predicament - with no father in the picture, the authorities intend to put her into care. Though she is supposedly fifteen, she is written and portrayed with a maturity far beyond her years.

To avoid the care system, Red seeks out her maternal grandmother. She knows the woman is titled and lives somewhere in Scotland, though they have had no contact for reasons that emerge later. Her only hope of independence is to head for her grandmother’s estate. It turns out the 'estate' is a sprawling Highland property with vast grounds. Clearly, Granny has (or has had) plenty of cash (as well as big teeth!), even if the house itself is somewhat dishevelled.

The groundsman, Malcolm (played by Bill Fellows), picks Red up from the station and delivers her to the imposing house. There, she is introduced to Mary the maid (Jenny Quinn) and 'Lady Penelope' (Lynsey Beauchamp). The supporting characters are as dark, sinister and odd, as one would expect. When Red wants to visit the local town, she is already so spooked by Malcolm that she opts for an old push-bike rather than accepting a lift.

Upon reaching the town, it becomes clear that the locals are wary of the estate. They are haunted by the history of missing children and local myths regarding a 'mad wolf' in the woods. There is a distinct 'Slaughtered Lamb' atmosphere, reminiscent of An American Werewolf in London (1981) about it! Red spends much of the first act investigating her mother’s final days, trying to understand why she abandoned the family for London and the conflicting stories regarding her missing arm. Local legend - and her mother’s own claims - suggested a wolf was responsible, but the official story remains a drug-fuelled car accident.

Tension builds as Red realises the estate is haunted by more than just history - there is also a physical presence to deal with. She begins to suffer from nightmares involving wolves and her mother, unaware that the sinister members of the household are, through various means, controlling her every move. I shall say no more, as it would spoil the twists!

Later in the film, there is no shortage of violence and blood, though much of the action is kept off-screen, leaving us to view the aftermath. Whether this was a cost-saving measure or director Craig Conway’s way of building dread, it does make the film feel a little tamer than it might have been. At times, the low-budget nature is apparent, but this forces the focus onto Red’s growing isolation and confusion.

This is Craig Conway’s directorial debut. Known for his intense acting roles in Doomsday (2008) and The Descent (2005), he brings a gritty, claustrophobic tension to the screen. Perhaps it is more of a chilling thriller than outright horror, but I appreciated the ambition. Regardless of the stunning scenery, the interior scenes make excellent use of thoughtful cinematography. There is a thick atmosphere throughout that perfectly matches the creepy woods, misty climate and dark tone. It is now arriving on streaming services in the UK, so do have a look.

Saturday, 4 April 2026

Heel (2025)

Just to keep us on our toes, Heel is also known as Good Boy or The Good Boy in some releases - not to be confused with Ben Leonberg’s 2025 film Good Boy about a dog (good grief - what happened to unique film titles, I wonder)! It is probably best to refer to this one as Heel. Regardless, it is a gripping psychological thriller directed by Jan Komasa (Corpus Christi). It stars Anson Boon (1917) as Tommy, Stephen Graham (Adolescence) as Chris, Andrea Riseborough (Alice & Jack) as Kathryn and Kit Rakusen (Foundation) as Jonathan.

Tommy is a 19-year-old delinquent living a reckless life of drugs, violence and social media "clout-chasing". I actually had to look that up! Apparently, it is "the act of desperately pursuing fame or influence, often by leveraging proximity to famous people or exploiting trending topics". You live and learn! Anyway, after a particularly chaotic night out, Tommy is kidnapped off the street by Chris, a seemingly mild-mannered family man.

He wakes up in Chris’s basement in a remote Yorkshire farmhouse, chained to the ceiling by a dog collar! He slowly discovers the reality of his situation - he has been 'adopted' by Chris and his near-catatonic wife, Kathryn. The family’s goal isn’t to kill him, but rather to rehabilitate him. Chris views Tommy as a 'broken animal' and subjects him to a brutal, theatrical and behavioural 'correction programme'.

Tommy is forced to watch VHS tapes of his own worst behaviour - car accidents he caused, being cruel to people on the street and fights he started - to force him to confront his lack of empathy. If he misbehaves or resists, he is tasered or beaten by Chris. We eventually discover that Kathryn is grieving the loss of their previous son and Tommy has been brought in by Chris to fill that void and help her move past her trauma.

Over time, Tommy begins to "heel" (or even "heal", I suppose). He is granted more freedom in return for good behaviour, eventually being allowed to move through the house via a track system attached to his collar. He begins to form a warped bond with the family’s young son, Jonathan, and the housekeeper, Rina - a Polish girl whom Chris has threatened to expose as an illegal immigrant if she doesn't 'play ball'. Rina’s situation becomes further complicated when it appears a group of hoods is also trying to track her down.

The film poses haunting questions. Can they truly contain Tommy? How long will his rehabilitation take? What risks are they - and he - willing to take to establish trust or exact revenge? And what of the outside world? Is nobody missing him? Is nobody trying to find him? What about his family or his girlfriend? It raises broader questions about whether this twisted process might actually offer him a 'better' life than the hollow one he led in the real world.

Initially, Tommy 'kicks against the pricks' in every possible way, threatening Chris, Kathryn, Jonathan and Rina with violent retribution. However, in time, he becomes a "Good Boy" and follows orders. But is it all an act? Is he hatching a plan behind a mask of fake compliance? This is where the tension lies - navigating this fractured family dynamic - and at times, it is really nail-biting! We don't really know what is going through Tommy’s head until the finale, where all is revealed in a series of surprising outcomes.

It is obviously a very dark film - and while it is slow and plodding at times, the four central performances are excellent, making the pacing feel justified over the near two-hour runtime. Most of the film is shot inside the sprawling farmhouse, with its sound-isolated cellar and an atmosphere that feels perpetually shrouded in darkness. The setting is fantastic - a lovely house in the middle of nowhere that occasionally offers a feast for the eyes with the rolling countryside of Northern England. A joint English/Polish production, Heel is beautifully directed and produced. It is well worth tracking down and is currently available at cinemas.

The Girl Who Cried Pearls (2025)

This is the Best Animated Short winner at the 98th Academy Awards (March 2026), which is now widely available for viewing. I was able to see it 
via ARTE for free in my browser, and it runs for just 17 minutes. It is a stop-motion film directed by Chris Lavis and Maciek Szczerbowski - the duo behind the acclaimed Madame Tutli-Putli.

The film is framed as an old man’s memory of his childhood in early 20th-century Montreal. He tells his granddaughter the tale of a young boy who falls in love with the girl next door. Both children are poor, living alongside one another in a dilapidated house of rotting wood and with holes in the walls. The boy witnesses the girl's unhappiness - rooted in a violent family life - and discovers her secret - she weeps pearls. As the tears fall from her eyes and instantly harden into gems.

Realising this is the opportunity of a lifetime, the boy begins collecting and selling them to a pawnbroker. Initially unaware of their true value, he is ripped off by the man. However, as the pawnbroker discovers there is a seemingly endless supply, his own greed overcomes his desire to deceive and he begins working with the boy for their mutual benefit.

The conflict arises when the boy’s love for the girl leads him to buy her gifts. These gifts make her happy, so consequently she is no longer sad - and stops weeping tears of sorrow. At this point, the story descends into a dark exploration of how greed can corrupt even the purest intentions. The boy faces a moral dilemma - does he purposely make her sad so she cries and makes him rich, or does he value his love more than monetary gain? It poses the question about what the point of being rich becomes without happiness. It is a bittersweet, melancholic tale with the feel of a dark Grimm’s Fairy Tale.

There is a twist in this adaptation that I won’t spoil here, which speaks volumes about cynicism, opportunism and things not being quite what they seem - whether regarding emotions or golden opportunities. By the end, we return to the old man, whose story has become significantly more cryptic.

The animation is gorgeous, resembling an oil painting brought to life. The palette is colourful yet subdued, with exquisite detail in every frame. Beautifully presented and bittersweet, it is no wonder it won an Oscar. Highly recommended and free to watch!

Background and Themes
"The Girl Who Cried Pearls" (often referred to as the legend of Darci or the "Pearl Weeper") is a poignant piece of modern folklore exploring the intersection of suffering, beauty, and greed. While it feels like an ancient myth, its themes are timelessly relevant. The most striking theme is the monetisation of pain. It serves as a metaphor for how society often values the "art" or "product" created by a suffering individual more than the well-being of the creator themselves. In nature, pearls are created when an oyster is irritated by a grain of sand - a defensive reaction to discomfort. The story mirrors this biological reality - the tragic irony is that the more the girl "succeeds" (produces pearls), the more reasons she is given to cry. It illustrates a cycle where a unique talent becomes a cage rather than a benefit. This version shares roots with older fables like The Goose That Laid the Golden Egg - a classic warning against greed destroying the source of wealth - or The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter (Kaguya-hime). Yet the moral remains intact - when we value the pearl more than the person crying it, we lose the very humanity that made the pearl beautiful in the first place.

Wednesday, 1 April 2026

PodHubUK Podcasts for the Month of March 2026

    

...a roundup of our month of podcasting. Links to the team, communities and podcast homes on the net at the foot, so scroll down!

Whatever Works
Episode 238 - Groomed by Ted!
Monday 2nd March
Aidan and I are back again with this Month's Monday Mayhem! This time we curse self-assembly furniture, practice pulling Pilling, go-a-gobblin' rude chocolate, stay cool while pulling on vests, go out while staying in (or vice-versa), punch(bag) the living daylights out of moving music and even have time to visit a petrol station on The Dark Side of the Moon! Available now in the usual places, so do join us for a hoot and a honk!

The Phones Show Chat Podcast
Monday 2nd March
Joe and I bring you a long and feature-packed show this week as we welcome Sam Ventimiglia back - he chats with us about all sorts of stuff but also his life with OnePlus gear. We have two audio plug-ins, one from Luke Van Eede on his new Moto, the other, Malcolm Bryant on RAM, resources and lazy coding! We chat about the best stuff at MWC, the new Samsung range and even have a go at talking about the new Xiaomi - very badly(!) - we all thought the other would know more! Hopefully we'll get Gavin Fabiani-Laymond on real soon to tell us all about it! Loads more, as always, so do join us!

The Phones Show Chat Podcast
Episode 885 - Like a Leica Leitz!
Thursday 5th March
...and so opportunity knocked for Joe and I, along with you, dear listener, as Gavin Fabiani-Laymond was free to chat with us about his sparkly new Leitzphone which arrived a day or so back. So why not, we thought! Enjoyable half-hour of initial impressions, understanding of the system and findings is here for us all. Short'n'sweet. Available in the usual places, so do tuck in!

Projector Room
Episode 205 - Wolf Nipple Chips!
Thursday 5th March

Gareth and I are back again with our fortnightly roundup of all things film, cinema and TV. This time we Send Help for The Auditors, Together, we visit the Village of the Damned with The Ugly Stepsister, get The Drift with an Ice Skater, chat about Paramount, Netflix and Warner Bros - and round things up with those wacky Monty Python boys! Available now from the usual routes, so do join us!

The Phones Show Chat Podcast
Monday 16th March
Joe and I welcome Pip Tomlinson this week as we hear all about what's what in his life, gather thoughts on the folding way forward, the chaos MWC brings to Barcelona, why we're all fired up about Moto's new Signature and oodles more! The ghost of Steve drops in to add even more Apple stuff to the show, catch up on phone related news and there's even time for POTW. Phew!

Projector Room
Episode 206 - Hamnet Hoosiers
Wednesday 18th March

Gareth and I are back with another roundup. This time we focus on Video Game Movie Tie-ins, treat ourselves to some Basketball blockbusters, experience The Rip in Bone Lake, follow The Drift into Shakespeare, Capture the War Machine, scarper from Scarpetta and even have time to look at the Oscar winners. All available now from the usual places. Warning There are some audio issues between about 5 and 10 minutes in, but we ploughed on regardless. Very odd quirks. I tried to fix it, so hopefully it won't spoil your enjoyment too much. If that's what it's called. Enjoyment. Listening to our Pod!

The Camera Creations Podcast
Thursday 19th March
Charlie, Chris, Ian and I get together this time to chat about the panel's recent travels to Marrakesh, Shanghai and London. Loads of great photos in the Camera Creations Google Photos Shared Album so you can follow along. All good stuff, so do join us for an hour, available via the usual routes. Click through for links.

The Phones Show Chat Podcast
Episode 887 - Ted and Joe Go Live II
Monday 23rd March
Mark Surry turned up to join Joe and I in our second "Live" experiment show. Hope you enjoy it. You will if you like Motorola! But to be fair we did chat Apple Air and Samsung a bit too - and covered some phone related news and releases - especially the OnePlus 15T! Available in the usual places, so grab it!

The Phones Show Chat Podcast
Episode 888 - Three Fat Ladies!
Monday 30th March
Joe and I are joined by Steve Nutt this week and we get stuck into all sorts of Accessibility and Audio stuff. So lots of Pixel and Sony talk, we take some questions from the members of our MeWe Group and grab loads of stuff in the App Wrap! Hope you enjoy it, now available in the usual places.


The Podcasts (PodHubUK)

Tuesday, 31 March 2026

Primate (2025)

This is a survival-horror film where the terror stems entirely from a family’s pet chimpanzee that contracts rabies and ends up going bananas! Directed by Johannes Roberts (47 Meters Down, The Strangers: Prey at Night), it reminded me very much of the Cujo (1983), only with a chimp instead of a dog!

The thrills are familiar, the tempo engaging, the violence grisly and the tension provides genuine edge-of-the-seat viewing. We start by getting to know a group of teenagers heading off to a luxury cliffside home in Hawaii belonging to one of their fathers. He keeps a pet chimp named Ben, who is normally well-behaved and treated like a true family member. The father’s late wife was involved in primate research, though she died prior to the film's events.

Adam (played by Troy Kotsur) is the father, and he has no hearing. His two daughters are proficient in sign language and lip-reading, so the family is used to communicating non-verbally - a skill that initially helps their bond with the chimp. Ben is incredibly smart, and in the early stages of the film, we watch him exercising his talents alongside the humans. However, the plot kicks into gear when Adam finds a mongoose in Ben’s compound that the chimp attacked during the night. The mongoose had rabies - and now, so does Ben!

Lucy (Johnny Sequoyah) has returned from college for the summer break to visit her dad and younger sister. There is plenty of 'reunion' business with a party atmosphere, friends hanging out and pool-dipping galore. But they soon notice Ben behaving strangely - subtle at first, then increasingly erratic. By this time, Adam has headed off to a book signing (he is an author), but before leaving, he calls a vet to give Ben a dose of antibiotics. The vet tries his best to help, but he doesn't make it out alive!

Thus begins the violence, which is often imaginative and inventive. The special effects are handled well, and I’m sure the audience will wince along with me at some of the gore; the filmmakers clearly had fun creating a slasher flick with a twist. With Lucy’s friends - Hannah, Kate, Nick and Erin all in situ, Ben is spoilt for choice as to whom to attack next, picking them off with sadistic precision!

In the middle of the carnage, the bikini-clad girls realise they are safe in the pool because Ben (like most chimps) won't go into the water. They sit in the middle of the pool while Ben tries to wait them out. Periodically, he wanders off, prompting the girls to dash for a working phone or other item to help them survive or escape before rushing back to the water the moment Ben hears them! It sounds funny on paper, but the tension is built admirably - and don't forget they’re on the edge of a cliff, which adds to the peril!

The big question is whether Adam can get back in time. After realising Lucy isn't answering her phone and putting the pieces together regarding the rabies exposure, he races home. But even if he arrives before everyone is marmalised, will he be of much use given he cannot hear the predator's approach? We head towards a finale that employs every cliché you can imagine!

It’s really a good fun 90-minutes: gory, grisly, tense at times and pretty well-shot, with the camera occasionally meandering out to capture the sea and the rugged landscape. The cast all do a decent enough job; the leads are certainly convincing, especially Johnny Sequoyah of Dexter: New Blood fame (Harrison's girlfriend) as Lucy.

Interestingly, Ben is played by a human performer, Miguel Torres Umba, rather than being a purely CGI creation. Director Roberts wanted to avoid a digital animal, preferring the "weight of physicality" a slasher needs. Using a suit, some animatronics and a little CGI, the effect is decent-enough. Treat yourself to this slasher romp!

Saturday, 28 March 2026

Trap House (2025)

If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if a gritty DEA thriller had a head-on collision with a Disney Channel movie or an episode of Scooby Doo, Trap House is your answer. It is a film that desperately wants the gravity of a prestige crime drama but possesses the intellectual depth of a Saturday morning cartoon.

Spoilers ahead...

The film kicks off with an assault on the eardrums - thumping, obnoxious music that introduces our "macho-cop" protagonists. We are presented with a world of tattoos and biceps, led by Dave Bautista and Bobby Cannavale. The disparity in talent here is jarring. Cannavale is, as expected, entirely convincing; he outclasses every other person on screen, delivering a performance that belongs in a much better movie.

On the other hand, Bautista is a massive letdown. Playing the "action-man" father, he comes across less like a seasoned professional and more like a bewildered, tattooed gorilla. He mutters his lines with a lack of conviction that makes it impossible to buy into his emotional stakes. Even worse is his portrayal of a DEA agent; his character is wildly unprofessional, easily goaded by prisoners and lacking any semblance of tactical restraint. Joining the disappointment is Tony Dalton. After his legendary, menacing turn as Lalo in Better Call Saul, seeing him wasted here is a tragedy. Whether it’s poor directing or a paper-thin script, his "villainy" feels toothless and recycled.

The film’s primary failure is its obsession with its teenage cast. We are forced to endure tedious scenes of American school life and "spunky" kids on a mission to save their friend. The tone shifts violently from a drug raid to a "kids on an adventure" flick, complete with 1980s-style music that feels utterly out of place.

The premise is, frankly, absurd. We are asked to believe that a group of teenagers - armed only with Tasers and an overabundance of "main character energy" - can casually rob a trap house. It is far-fetched, unrealistic and frankly, dumb. These kids behave with an exaggerated stupidity that the film tries to frame as "bravery", taking any shred of realism and throwing it out of the window.

The only saving grace among the younger cast is Inde Navarrette as Teresa. She is a surprise package who almost rescues the film from its own mediocrity. She is sharp, capable and arguably should have been the focus of the entire story. Instead, she’s stuck navigating a script that prioritises "weepy" backstories and a heavy-handed message about how "everything is repairable" in dysfunctional families.

If the plot doesn't distract you, the product placement will. It is impossible not to notice that every character is brandishing a Google Pixel. It feels less like a cinematic choice and more like a 100-minute tech commercial.

The internal logic of the film collapses entirely in the finale. The sequence is an exercise in chaotic nonsense, exacerbated by the "professionals" (the parents) covering up the crimes of their children. The height of this absurdity is seeing an 18-year-old outsider wandering freely through a DEA command centre and active crime scenes throughout. It’s imaginative, sure, but only in the sense that the writers clearly imagined a world where laws and protocols don't exist.

Trap House is a confused mess. It tries to stay in PG territory while tackling subjects that require a much grittier 18-rated edge. By trying to be a serious film while leaning on daft plot points, it succeeds at being neither a thriller nor a family drama. It is a sterile, unimaginative outing that treats the audience like they’re as "dumb" as the characters on screen.

Unless you’re a die-hard fan of Bobby Cannavale or you really, really like looking at Google Pixels, this is one house you shouldn't bother visiting!

Friday, 27 March 2026

Hallow Road (2025): A Masterclass in High-Stakes Claustrophobia

Just as an experiment, I got Gemini to turn my review into a "Blog Post or IMDb Review". Here's what she did with it...

Hallow Road: A Masterclass in High-Stakes Claustrophobia
Rating: ★★★★☆

Directed by Babak Anvari (Under the Shadow), Hallow Road is a taut, 80-minute psychological thriller that skirts the edges of folk horror. Taking place almost entirely within the confines of a car, the film joins the ranks of "single-location" gems like Locke and The Guilty, proving that you don't need a sprawling map to create immense scale—you just need a phone line and a ticking clock.

The Premise

The story ignites at 2:00 am when Maddie (Rosamund Pike) and Frank (Matthew Rhys) are jolted awake by their daughter, Alice. In a drug-fuelled panic, Alice reveals she has stolen Frank’s car and struck a young woman on a remote stretch of forest road.

What follows is a desperate 40-minute dash to the scene. Maddie, drawing on her skills as a paramedic, attempts to talk Alice through life-saving CPR over the phone. When a sickening "crack" signals a failed attempt and a broken rib, the moral compass of the family begins to spin. To protect Alice’s future and her university ambitions, the parents concoct a plan to hide the body—only for their scheme to be derailed by a mysterious, interfering couple who stumble upon the scene.

Technical Brilliance

The production is a fascinating blend of international craft. Despite being set in the South East of England, the film was shot across Ireland and Czech Republic studios. This "displaced" filming lends the woods an uncanny, slightly "off" atmosphere that perfectly complements the hints of ancient pagan worship associated with Hallow Road.

The sensory experience is elevated by two key factors:

  • The Score: Composed by Lorne Balfe and Peter Adams, the music is a superb mix of orchestral weight and ghostly choral sounds. It feels massive, contrasting the smallness of the car with the elemental gravity of the situation.

  • The Cinematography: Kit Fraser utilizes an extreme close-up style to devastating effect. By dwelling on the micro-expressions of Pike and Rhys—and at one point, a hauntingly tight shot of Maddie’s eye—the camera traps us in their internal panic. The shallow depth of field ensures the world outside is a blur, making the car an emotional pressure cooker.

The Performances

The film rests on the shoulders of its two leads. Matthew Rhys is excellent as the frantic, protective father, but it is Rosamund Pike who truly shines. Her ability to convey mounting anxiety and grief through her voice and face is totally convincing. She wrings every drop of emotion from the script, making the "trapped" nature of the family dynamics feel visceral.

Verdict

At a concise 80 minutes, Hallow Road doesn't overstay its welcome. It is a haunting exploration of the lengths parents will go to "shield" their children from the consequences of life. Whether you read the ending as a literal supernatural encounter or a psychological breakdown, it is a film that lingers long after the credits roll.

Highly recommended.

Hallow Road (2025)

Directed by Babak Anvari (Under the Shadow), this film is a claustrophobic psychological thriller that leans into folk horror, depending on one’s interpretation. Much of the film takes place inside a car - reminiscent of
 Locke (2013)The Guilty (2018) or The Guilty (2021) - where two parents are rushing to the scene of their daughter's accident.

Maddie (Rosamund Pike) and Frank (Matthew Rhys) are jolted awake at 2am by a phone call from their daughter, Alice, who is in a state of tearful panic. As Maddie attempts to calm her and piece together the situation, Frank spirals into a panic of his own. They eventually discover that Alice has taken Frank's car without permission and headed to a familiar forest to get high - seeking an escape from their judgement regarding her pregnancy with her Czech boyfriend.

While under the influence, Alice reveals she has struck a girl her own age, crashing the car into a ditch. It transpires that Maddie possesses paramedic skills and is experienced in handling high-pressure medical emergencies. The couple leaps into Maddie’s car for what should be a 40-minute drive to the forest. En route, Maddie talks Alice through CPR after Alice claims the victim is dead. The attempt fails; a sickening ‘crack’ is heard, leading us to conclude that Alice has broken the girl’s ribs.

To prevent Alice’s arrest and protect her future - ambitions largely driven by the parents - they concoct a plan to ensure she isn't ‘caught’. They continue the journey, offering supportive dialogue over the phone. However, just as a plan is solidified, an interfering woman and her husband stumble upon the scene. They refuse to leave Alice alone and eventually begin to deduce what has happened - all of which is broadcast to the travelling parents via the open phone line.

Throughout the ordeal, no one calls the police or an ambulance. Instead, they decide it is better to handle the situation themselves by moving the body into the woods. That's all the setup you need really - perhaps even too much! As expected, not everything is as it seems and the film offers several twists and turns to keep the audience guessing - compounded by the presence of drugs and the suggestion of something supernatural. We learn that Hallow Road is a site of ancient pagan worship, hinting that something enchanted may be at play.

The film creates edge-of-the-seat tension, trapping the audience in the car with the frantic parents. It is a poignant exploration of parenting and the lengths to which people will go to protect their children - or prevent them from repeating the mistakes of their own pasts. The car serves as a metaphor for the family’s emotional entrapment within their own dynamics.

Though set in the South East of England, the film was a joint production shot in Irish locations and Czech studios. The music is a standout feature, involving Lorne Balfe (a protégé of Hans Zimmer known for Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning and The Crown) and Peter Adams. The score is a superb blend of orchestral movements and ghostly choral sounds.

The cinematography is equally wonderful; Kit Fraser frequently employs extreme close-ups for maximum psychological impact. The two central performances are engaging and beautifully executed, particularly by Pike. Her talent shines convincingly as the tension rises, with panic and anxiety wrung from her voice and expressions. At a concise 80 minutes, the film flies by. It comes highly recommended - see how you interpret the events and outcomes!

Thursday, 26 March 2026

Pretty Lethal (2026)

This bonkers film follows five American ballerinas - Bones (the tough leader), Princess (the ‘token rich annoying girl’), Grace (the religious one) and sisters Zoe and Chloe (Millicent Simmonds) - who are on a bus headed to a prestigious competition in Budapest. When their bus breaks down in the Hungarian woods, they seek refuge at the ‘Teremok Inn’, a bizarre, Gothic-themed hotel.

Spoilers throughout.

The inn is run by Devora Kasimer (Uma Thurman), a legendary prima ballerina whose career ended in tragedy. The girls’ instructor, Thorna, accidentally witnesses Devora and a group of local mobsters (led by the bumbling, greasy Pasha) torturing a man. When Thorna tries to intervene, Pasha panics and shoots her dead, leaving the five girls as the only witnesses!

Instead of descending into standard horror, the film turns into a slapstick survival comedy, I reckon! The girls spend the second act darting through the corridors, rooms, nooks and crannies of the inn, hiding in dumbwaiters and using their athletic flexibility to squeeze into vents, while the Hungarian mobsters - portrayed as incompetent thugs - crash into walls and trip over furniture. Think 101 Dalmatians with Cruella de Vil and her dopey sidekicks!

In one of the dafter moments, Grace (the religious, green and gullible one) takes a psychedelic drug pushed on her by one of the thugs and spends much of the rest of the film tripping out. She sees 7ft-tall Nutcrackers, satanic red-eyed hoodlums and patterned items dancing before her eyes. The five girls end up running around the building much like one would expect in a Carry On film or a Benny Hill Special to evade the chasing Hungarians!

The film’s 'Pretty Lethal' title finally pays off in the third act when Bones (Maddie Ziegler) convinces the girls to stop running and ‘weaponise the dance’ - resulting in ludicrously staged, fully choreographed routines to take down the mobsters. They literally attach razor blades to the tips of their fingers and pointe shoes, using fouetté turns to slice the thugs’ throats and grand jetés to deliver flying kicks! It’s set to a high-energy orchestral remix that feels more like a music video than a fight!

While the other girls are fighting, Chloe (Simmonds, A Quiet Place) uses her lack of hearing (as both character and actress) to her advantage. While the mobsters are distracted by a blaring alarm she cannot hear, she silently sneaks behind them to set traps! It turns out Devora (Thurman) wasn't just a bystander - she invited the girls there as bait for the mob boss, Lothar (Pasha’s father). Lothar was the one who originally cut off Devora’s leg years ago because of a debt, ending her career (she reveals a prosthetic leg in the final act).

In the end, Devora doesn't actually do much fighting (or acting, for that matter - an easy payday for Thurman, though her Hungarian accent was fun), she simply traps Lothar and his men in the inn and sets off a massive amount of explosives, blowing herself and the mobsters to smithereens while the five girls escape in the mob's vehicles.

The film ends with the five girls - now bonded by blood and sequins - absurdly arriving at their competition just in time and performing a routine that incorporates their new ‘combat ballet’ style, winning the trophy while still covered in a suspicious amount of ‘theatrical’ red stains! All very silly, but good fun. Most of the film was set inside the inn, and here and there the cinematography was thoughtful and well-executed. British director Vicky Jewson (Lady Godiva) held it all together nicely.

The girls did a good enough job, clearly in on the fun and frolics of it all. By the end of the film, daft as it was, you’re kind of on board with them, rooting for them to win the day - which, of course, was never in question! There is some blood and gore here and there, but nothing that’s going to make anyone cringe. It feels very much like an X-rated St Trinian’s outing in Hungary. A must-see. Side-splitting laughs ahead!

Tuesday, 24 March 2026

Red Plague (2025)

The film opens in the aftermath of a viral outbreak - the Red Plague - which causes victims to suffer from skin lesions and a slow, catatonic decline rather than a typical zombie frenzy. The slow-burn pace is established immediately; long, lingering shots show Carter, an unassuming man (played with grit by Chad Sellers), navigating a world in which everything seems to have just, well, stopped.

In a harrowing flashback, we see Carter’s wife giving birth to their daughter amidst the rising chaos. As the "plagued" begin to invade - acting with a mindless, predatory drive - the parents encourage a friend to take the newborn to safety. Tragically, Carter’s wife dies in the escape, and he loses track of both his friend and the child. Believing his daughter lost to the void of the collapse, Carter flees to the desert where risks are minimised, beginning a cycle of survival that lasts for years.

Now living a lonesome existence in a shack somewhere in the American Southwest, Carter survives through a dispersed network of contacts, bartering for essentials like tobacco and alcohol. His isolation is shattered when a young woman, Daisy (played convincingly by Gaia Brooks), arrives at his door. She claims to be from a northern commune, separated from her group and her friend Emma after an attack by "hoodlums." Carter takes her in reluctantly - at gunpoint - eventually agreeing to escort her to a rendezvous point two hours away with her friends, pre-arranged in case anyone got lost.

The journey transforms the film from a survival horror into more of a Western. As they travel on foot, stopping at remote outposts to trade for ammunition, a bond forms. It is during these quiet moments that the weight of Carter’s past emerges, which I'll leave you to discover as it's vital to the plot. The slow pace makes the film feel meditative; the script is delivered with heavy silence and long pauses between lines. Carter adopts the persona of a weary gunslinger, a tone reinforced by the film's reliance on non-professional and theatre actors. While the faces are unfamiliar, the performances are strong and convincing. The music matches this atmosphere, shifting between moving orchestral swells and a simple acoustic guitar, sometimes played by Carter himself.

Interestingly, this laid-back feel extends to the violence. The action isn't cinematic in the traditional sense; it feels clumsy and unchoreographed, reflecting how real people, rather than Hollywood action heroes, might fumble through a life-or-death struggle. This realism sets it apart from high-octane action films, though it has led to some confusion regarding the film's ending - with rumours of different cuts existing to avoid comparisons with The Last of Us.

In the version I saw, the climax is not a shootout, but a reflective and moving reflection. Director Gio Ursino crafted a poignant piece of cinema here, using his own family property and private funding to bring the story to life. The "For Mum and Dad" dedication in the credits adds a layer of sincerity to this story of parental reflection. While the plot’s implications are dense, Red Plague is a thoughtful, rewarding watch for those who can track it down.

Red Riding (2026)

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